RED DWARF QUIZ ANSWERS



  1. Name the first episode featuring Kryten
             Kryten

  2. Name the first episode featuring Robert Llewelyn as Kryten
             Backwards

  3. How long was Lister actually in stasis after being sentenced to 6 months?
             3 Million years

  4. Why was Lister sentenced to stasis?
             For bringing the un-quarantined cat onboard

  5. What was the buck-toothed alias of the cat?
             Duane Dibbley

  6. Name the 2 Kochanski actors
             Clare Grogan and Chloe Annett

  7. Name Red Dwarf’s captain
             Hollister

  8. In “Backwards”, what name did Kryten and Rimmer give their stand-up act?
             The Sensational Reverse Brothers

  9. What did Lister call his 2 sons? After whom?
             Jim and Bexley, after Jim Bexley Speed of the London Jets zero-G football team

  10. What was Lister’s GELF bride’s name? Why did Lister marry her?
             Achachachach-ach-achachachach, he married her in exchange for an oxy-generation unit

  11. How many times did Rimmer confess to having had sex? Who was his first?
             Once, with Yvonne McGruder, the ship’s female boxing champion

  12. Which organisation did Holly say was tracking them in his April fool joke?
             NORWEB, the North-West Electricity Board

  13. What was Kryten’s response when Rimmer asked to step up to red alert?
             “Are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb”

  14. Who threatened to kill the crew unless they demonstrated they led a worthwhile existence?
             The Inquisitor

  15. In “Demons and angels”, what was Lister forced to eat while the chip was in his spine?
             A tarantula

  16. In “Gunmen of the apocalypse” what game character did the cat choose?
             The Riviera Kid

  17. In “Back to reality”, what did Rimmer discover his real name was?
             Billy Doyle

  18. How did Kryten defeat the android sent to replace him?
             By telling him there was no such place as Silicon Heaven, causing a “metaphysical dichotomy”

  19. How did Lister’s confidence (Craig Ferguson) die?
             He exploded after removing his helmet in space to show Lister he didn’t need oxygen

  20. What did Lister travel back in time to invent?
             The Tension Sheet

  21. In “Meltdown”, what was unusual about the end theme?
             It was sung by “Elvis”

  22. How did the Red Dwarf crew die?
             Radiation leak caused by a faulty drive plate

  23. In “Bodyswap”, why did Lister agree to swap bodies with Rimmer?
             Because Rimmer had promised to get it fit for him

  24. Who did Lister see being executed in “Meltdown”?
             Winnie the Pooh

  25. In “Stasis Leak”, what did the captain appear dressed as?
             A chicken

  26. Who shot president John F. Kennedy in the repaired timeline?
             President John F. Kennedy

  27. What was Ace Rimmer’s catchphrase?
             Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast

  28. What was the name of Red Dwarf’s backup computer?
             Queeg 500

  29. Who did Rimmer fall in love with on the Holoship Enlightenment?
             Commander Nirvanah Crane

  30. Who upgraded Rimmer’s hologram projection from soft light to hard light?
             Legion








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